There are always going to be certain "events" that should demand "special" recognition after a season...I like to think of them as "Uniquely Valuable Player Awards"....Here are some of those special recipients this season....
In the catagory of, "MOST EFFECTIVE PLAYER FOR THE "OTHER" TEAM...." The award goes to..............
- Clayton "I-sco-fo-yo-team" O'Neal...(executing a perfect steal and lay-up....Unfortunately, the basket he decided to shoot at, which in his defense, was much closer, was not ours!)
In the catagory of, "BEST CHARGE TAKEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NOBODY AROUND"...."
The honored recipient is.....
- Logan "where-be-my-feet" Benefiel: Who' display of "grace" and "elegance", decided he wanted to "take a charge", while by himself....(by falling down on the court...) And to show it was no fluke, he did it twice!
The award for, "BEST IMPERSONATION OF A VERY LARGE ANIMAL WHILE RUNNING...."
- Nathan "Clydesdale" Ennis: Never before have I heard such a sound on the hardwood by just a single person...(I thought for sure this horse had "thrown a shoe...")
The award for, "HOW CAN SOMETHING SO SMALL "DO" AND "NOT DO" THAT...." goes to,
- Clayton "tomato-ROLL" Baugh: This young man will not only be in my memory for his "non-basketball" related demonstrations, but probably more so in my "nightmares"....Never before had I ever witnessed such a sight as when I had the unenviable task of watching this young man "attempt" to do a "forward roll"...(How one so small, be so uniquely, how shall I say,...."Eli-esque" is beyond my imagination, but he was...And if that wasn't enough, I had to watch the "Kobayashi" of tomato eating in action prior to a recent ball game. Clayton may be "gymanastically" challenged, but when it comes to putting away tomato slices, he has no peer! (33 slices of tomato at one sitting....He only stopped because there were no more tomatoes!)
In the catagory of, "THE BEST LOOKING SHOT TO THE WORST...."
DISCLAIMER: "No consideration was given to Eli since he didn't qualify for half of this catagory...) The winner is....
- Brandon "line drive Louie" Rollings: Brandon evidently decided about half way through the season that just shooting a basketball through the hoop was "child' play", so he decided that it was much more challenging, (and yet to discover, much less effective...) to make sure when you shoot the ball, that it never gets more than 3 centimeters above the rim!
In the catagory of, "YES, I HAVE HANDS, BUUUUTTTTT..." The winner is....
- Eli "Iron mitts" Atterson: Never before have I seen a young man treat the basketball like it was layered in butter when it came to holding on to it....
NOTE OF INTEREST: Eli recieved more votes in this catagory than, "Chunk" from "Goonies" fame, the previous record holder in this catagory...
In the catagory of, "I DON'T CARE HOW CLOSE OR FAR I AM...." The award goes to,
- Nick "fade away" Parker: Like Brandon, Nick decided the game needed to be modified to become more challenging than it already is...Nick decided to take the approach of, "every shot needs to be a fade away....regardless of how close or how far! (More than once resulting in me having to utter, "your killing me Smalls..."
In the "STEVIE WONDER" catagory....the winner is,
- David "where be my shot goin" Fiddler: Another first....to see a 2 footer leave his hand, only to land somewhere near the support beams...(A classic example of, "you wouldn't believe it if you hadn't seen it...")
Special "Honorable Mention" goes out to the following......
For "FASHION"....Jordan "Fashionista" Schaffer, Jordan claims, "I have more fashion sense than my sister..." (An important quality you want to see in your ball players...)
For "VISUAL EFFECTS" goes to Luke "I'm not so big" Bigger: For his amazing "disappearing" act...(I'm pretty sure at least a quarter of him has disappeared this season..
The award for, "ANIMATION" goes to.....
Jordan "oh, I'm suppose to dribble before I hop..." Ross: During the county game at Honey Creek, Jordan on a couple occasions decided it was better to look like, "Bugs Bunny" than a basketball player...(I bet just because the refs didn't call it a couple times, he thought it must be "un-noticed".....NOT!
Finally, in the catagory of "SOUND", the award goes to both, Bailey "Big Huh" Sherrill and Trevor "What? I Didn't hear ya...." Roskovensky....This catagory was too close to call. They both performed the same ALL season long when it came to "hearing"....
This was a good season....We even learned a little bit along the way. We learned "how to compete" as well as "what we still need to do to be more competitive". There is always something good to look forward to if you strive to be better tomorrow than you were today... :)